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Tom Segura Standup

S1E2 — Tom Segura: Ball Hog

I looked so old, that when I walked into liquor stores,

they'd be like, "Hello, sir. How's the stock market today?" Shit like that.

I bought booze. Everybody got booze.

I did the same thing with pornography.

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 2
Tom Segura: Ball Hog
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