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S1E2 — Tom Segura: Ball Hog

'Cause if you say no, they give you a bag, and they're like, "Leave with dignity."

But if you say yes, it's an open tray, and they go, "Eat out of that, pig."

And then it falls in your lap and they go, "Pick it up!"

[audience laughs]

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 2
Tom Segura: Ball Hog
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[audience laughs]

audience audience-laughs laughs

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