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S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

I really like stretching in bed right after I wake up,

and then it sends you back to sleep, 'cause it feels like fentanyl.

I like sitting on the couch on a Sunday

and just a nice pinch and roll on my beanbag, you know? Just…

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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I don't know. I like it.

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