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Tom Segura Standup

S1E4 — Mostly Stories (2016)

If I went into a place and gave them my résumé, they'd be like,

"What's with this 13-year gap on here, man?"

I mean, if I had to get a job, I think I would just go for a job

where no one knows what the fuck I'm talking about,

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 4
Mostly Stories (2016)
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And I'd be like, "What's with all the questions, dude? Chill out."

chill questions

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