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S1E2 — Tom Segura: Ball Hog

You're like, "Am I living in my car? Why am I eating in my car?"

[audience laughs]

But if you say yes, it's an open tray, and they go, "Eat out of that, pig."

[audience laughs]

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 2
Tom Segura: Ball Hog
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'Cause if you say no, they give you a bag, and they're like, "Leave with dignity."

dignity

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