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S1E2 — Tom Segura: Ball Hog

I would go back and forth between these two great songwriters, you know?

[singing in Spanish]

♪ Sperm on her cheeks Is all ya saw ♪

And that's how I go through life today.

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 2
Tom Segura: Ball Hog
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♪ I bust a left nut, right nut In her jaw ♪

bust left

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