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Tom Segura Standup

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

"What was that, vitamin C?" She goes, "Xanax. You just ate three Xanax."
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And like a minute later, I go, "Mm-hmm." [crowd laughs]
Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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"And now you're gonna relax, you big baby."

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