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S1E2 — Tom Segura: Ball Hog

I have friends that are like, "My kid cries a lot."

And I'm like, "Yeah, 'cause you're his dad. That's why he cries a lot.

I'd bawl my fuckin' eyes out too, so..."

What do you mean, "He cries"? He can't talk, you dumb-shit.

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 2
Tom Segura: Ball Hog
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If I saw your face first thing in the morning,

face morning

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