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S1E2 — Tom Segura: Ball Hog

they'd be like, "Hello, sir. How's the stock market today?" Shit like that.

[audience laughs]

I did the same thing with pornography.

Let me tell you, before you jump at me like, "Why would you do that?

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 2
Tom Segura: Ball Hog
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I bought booze. Everybody got booze.

booze bought everybody

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