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S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

"Your body would be exposed. There'd be detectives everywhere." "It would fuck up my day. I'm not doing it."
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"Over there, the tide would take you out." "And then I would have an awesome week in Hawaii."
Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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I go, "But if you look down there, I don't see any rocks."

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