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S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

She goes, "No!"

And I go, "Yeah."

Now this shit comes up all the time. Like, whenever we're together.

We were in New York. We were waiting for the subway, just standing there.

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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"I'm not saying I'm a badass. I'm saying I can kill you with little to no effort."

badass effort kill

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