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S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

I love it. Coming's the best, obviously.

I'm not gonna argue that point.

I really like stretching in bed right after I wake up,

and then it sends you back to sleep, 'cause it feels like fentanyl.

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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So, I go, coming, sneezing, nice pee, emergency shit, um…

coming emergency sneezing

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