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S1E2 — Tom Segura: Ball Hog

It's okay, 'cause you'll still have moments. Time and moments are different.

What's time? Time is like, let's say tomorrow

And then you go, "Fuck today." And you go back to sleep.

[audience laughs]

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 2
Tom Segura: Ball Hog
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you sleep in till noon, and then you eat food in bed.

food noon sleep till

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