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S1E2 — Tom Segura: Ball Hog

[audience laughs] 'Cause if you say no, they give you a bag, and they're like, "Leave with dignity."
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[audience laughs] And then it falls in your lap and they go, "Pick it up!"
Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 2
Tom Segura: Ball Hog
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But if you say yes, it's an open tray, and they go, "Eat out of that, pig."

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