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S1E2 — Tom Segura: Ball Hog

and some Viet Cong tried to sell my marines marijuana.

So, I found him, and I picked him up by his throat,

And I said, 'If you ever come here again, I'll fuckin' kill you.'"

And I go, "Do you have any stories in between those two stories?"

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 2
Tom Segura: Ball Hog
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and I threw him on the ground, and I put my M16 in his face.

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