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S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

And he goes, "Oh yeah, that's true." [crowd laughs]
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-[crowd laughs] -I go, "Why would you tell me that?" He goes, "Who cares" and turned on the TV. That was our whole conversation about it.
Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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I go, "I should have known from the buttered-blanket pussy line."

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