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Tom Segura Standup

S1E4 — Mostly Stories (2016)

I was just thinking about how long it's been since I've had a job,

and how I absolutely could not get one right now.

"What's with this 13-year gap on here, man?"

And I'd be like, "What's with all the questions, dude? Chill out."

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 4
Mostly Stories (2016)
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If I went into a place and gave them my résumé, they'd be like,

place theyd

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