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S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

She goes, "Hell no." I go, "Okay." So I go back to my place.

I go, "Hey, man, she said you guys never hooked up."

I go, "I should have known from the buttered-blanket pussy line."

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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And he goes, "Oh yeah, that's true."

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