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S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

I go, "Have you ever had a threesome?" You know what she said? She goes…

I go, "I didn't ask, 'Did you remember to take your Adderall today?'"

She goes, "Not really."

I go, "'Not really'? Was one of them an amputee?"

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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"Have you had sex with two other people at the same time?"

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