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Tom Segura Standup

S1E4 — Mostly Stories (2016)

and I wait till I see somebody checking out one of the sidewalk displays,

like with all the bikes out there,

I'll go, "Bikes!" And they're like, "What the fuck?!"

And I go, "Stop selling drugs!" And I drive off.

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 4
Mostly Stories (2016)
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and when they find one they like and they're like, "I like this one,"

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