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S1E2 — Tom Segura: Ball Hog

And they go, "I bet you will, you fat, fuckin' pile of garbage."

Doesn't that question sting?

[audience laughs]

'Cause if you say no, they give you a bag, and they're like, "Leave with dignity."

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 2
Tom Segura: Ball Hog
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You're like, "Am I living in my car? Why am I eating in my car?"

eating living

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