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S1E2 — Tom Segura: Ball Hog

I either get completely incredulous people who are like, "Holy fuckin' shit.

I can't believe what's coming out of your mouth right now.

I speak Spanish. Why is this...?"

They're like, "It's not supposed to come outta you, bro."

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 2
Tom Segura: Ball Hog
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I think I'm gonna piss my pants." And I'm like, "I don't speak Aramaic.

pants piss speak

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