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S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

"…and they're fucking girls."

"Is that what you want to do?" And you'd be like, "Boo!"

You're like, "Yeah, that fucking worked out."

"How about a bad guy?"

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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"Anybody else do coke?" "Yeah, Martin Scorsese."

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