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S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

including the birth of my children. It was fucking amazing.

I was making up reasons to take that thing out.

Couple days into it, I started making up a narrative in my head.

I was like, "This is the same as a Harley. This is the same shit."

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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I was just like, "We don't have any butternut squash. I gotta go."

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