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S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

It was like dates and hummus. I was like, "You're gonna eat this first thing and wash it down with coffee?"
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[crowd laughs] So I ate, I shat, and I saw her.
Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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"You're gonna shit some memories out right now."

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