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S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

So I ate, I shat, and I saw her.

She knew something was up. She's like, "What is wrong?"

And she goes, "That's okay." And I go…

[chuckling dryly] "No, it's not."

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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I go, "Last night, we did what we did, and we didn't use protection."

night protection

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