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S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

He goes, "I'll give you a little baggie, and you can puke in that."

I go, "Thanks, dog."

And he goes, "People don't shit."

[crowd laughing]

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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"What if I shit?"

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