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Tom Segura Standup

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

You know how women will sometimes hit a certain age

where they don't want you to try to fuck them anymore, and…

Then we all go, "Oh yeah. Don't try to touch her. I got it."

This goes… [whooshes]

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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the hair goes first, you know. They just go… [buzzing]

buzzing hair

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