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S1E2 — Tom Segura: Ball Hog

you're gonna have no more time.

It's okay, 'cause you'll still have moments. Time and moments are different.

you sleep in till noon, and then you eat food in bed.

And then you go, "Fuck today." And you go back to sleep.

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 2
Tom Segura: Ball Hog
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What's time? Time is like, let's say tomorrow

tomorrow

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