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S1E2 — Tom Segura: Ball Hog

that having a baby is a selfless act?

I hear people say that shit. "It's the most selfless thing...

that you'll ever do." No, it's not. It's not selfless. It's selfish.

Necessary, but selfish. Why? You fall in love with a miniature version of you.

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 2
Tom Segura: Ball Hog
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