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Tom Segura Standup

S1E2 — Tom Segura: Ball Hog

Just once, it would be nice if, as I'm cleaning my son's shit-filled asshole,

if he would look up at me. "Hey, motherfucker, I appreciate it."

[audience clapping]

Thanks, Denver. You're so much fun.

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 2
Tom Segura: Ball Hog
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And I'd be like, "Yeah. And I appreciate you."

appreciate

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