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S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

If you're a seven, I'd hate to meet a ten, you know what I mean?

So Seven tells me, "We're gonna do some wild stuff up there."

you will definitely throw up."

And I go, "Oh, wow, what if I throw up?"

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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"So don't eat a lot, because if you eat a lot,

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