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S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

where they don't want you to try to fuck them anymore, and… the hair goes first, you know. They just go… [buzzing]
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This goes… [whooshes] The vagina closes, the hair goes,
Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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Then we all go, "Oh yeah. Don't try to touch her. I got it."

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