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Tom Segura Standup

S1E4 — Mostly Stories (2016)

whenever anybody says to me, "Hey, man. Do you wanna go check out the..." I go, "No to the rest of your sentence. Whatever it is, I don't want to do it."
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Not one more, as long as I live, for the rest of my life. That's the same as old people.
Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 4
Mostly Stories (2016)
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I don't want to meet new people.

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