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S1E4 — Mostly Stories (2016)

And know for sure that they're fatter than me.

'Cause, like, sometimes... Now I'm like anybody,

And someone'll be like, "You're fatter."

And I'm like, "Oh. Really?" And they're like, "By a lot!"

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 4
Mostly Stories (2016)
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I'll be like, "Look at this fat fucking asshole."

asshole fucking fucking-asshole

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