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Tom Segura Standup

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

You can mock people who have not mastered what you have.

It's rude. With language, you're gonna hurt people's feelings.

If you can do an accent well,

people treat you like you're a goddamn magician.

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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You know what everybody enjoys everywhere? I swear, everywhere.

enjoys everybody swear

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