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Tom Segura Standup

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

"Are birds real, or are they honing devices? I don't know."

"Jesus, how big were Aretha Franklin's tits," you know?

Did you ever look at Aretha Franklin's tits?

It looked like she was nursing seal pups.

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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You ever think about that? Everyone talks about Dolly Parton's tits.

talks tits

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