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S1E2 — Tom Segura: Ball Hog

You live in moments.

Masturbating is important, you know?

I look forward to masturbating more than sex.

You know why? 'Cause I know I'm gonna treat me right. That's why.

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 2
Tom Segura: Ball Hog
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You appreciate it more when you're a parent.

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