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S1E2 — Tom Segura: Ball Hog

[audience laughs]

And then it falls in your lap and they go, "Pick it up!"

And you're like, [mumbling] "Hot dog, french fries."

"Are you gonna jerk off when you get home 'cause you're lonely?"

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 2
Tom Segura: Ball Hog
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[audience laughs]

audience audience-laughs laughs

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