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S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

We approach her together, but we're gentlemen. I go, "Hey, we're American students. We're studying in Spain."
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"I'm traveling alone. I'm looking for heroin today." [crowd laughs]
Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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"We're here for the weekend." She goes, "I'm French."

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