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S1E1 — My First Day

The only reason I carry this chart around

is so I can pretend to remember your damn names.

If they don't, you show them the door.

And if somebody dies, you get the autopsy.

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Season 1, Episode 1
My First Day
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Now, look, if the patient has insurance, you treat them.

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The only reason I carry this chart around

is so I can pretend to remember your damn names.

Now, look, if the patient has insurance, you treat them.

If they don't, you show them the door.

And if somebody dies, you get the autopsy.