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Tom Segura Standup

S1E4 — Mostly Stories (2016)

And someone'll be like, "You're fatter."

And I'm like, "Oh. Really?" And they're like, "By a lot!"

"You should want his body." And I'm like, "Ah, fuck, man."

Since I'm gonna have a kid, I don't want to be the fat dad.

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 4
Mostly Stories (2016)
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