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S1E2 — Tom Segura: Ball Hog

You appreciate it more when you're a parent. I look forward to masturbating more than sex.
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Yeah. I love it, man. I clear the bed. The dogs can watch, but nobody else, you know.
Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 2
Tom Segura: Ball Hog
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You know why? 'Cause I know I'm gonna treat me right. That's why.

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