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S1E2 — Tom Segura: Ball Hog

It's because you're a piece of shit. That's why you got that bed.

[audience laughs]

You've been sleeping for hours, and your first thought when you wake up is,

"I don't even want to sit up.

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 2
Tom Segura: Ball Hog
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All you've done is lay down.

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