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S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

I bring it up. I go, "It's kind of weird you've hooked up with my roommate."

And she goes, "What?" I go, "Yeah."

She goes, "Hell no." I go, "Okay." So I go back to my place.

I go, "Hey, man, she said you guys never hooked up."

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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She goes, "I've never touched your roommate." I go, "Really?"

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