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S1E2 — Tom Segura: Ball Hog

And when he's done, he makes eye contact, and you're like, "Whoa."

And he pushes out the last bit as he stares through you.

Just once, it would be nice if, as I'm cleaning my son's shit-filled asshole,

if he would look up at me. "Hey, motherfucker, I appreciate it."

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 2
Tom Segura: Ball Hog
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He's like... And you're like, "Ugh. You're nasty as hell. Gross."

gross nasty

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