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S1E4 — Mostly Stories (2016)

[laughter] "You should want his body." And I'm like, "Ah, fuck, man."
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Remember when we were in elementary school, in like fifth grade? You're like, "Hey, look at Billy's fat fuckin' dad."
Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 4
Mostly Stories (2016)
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Since I'm gonna have a kid, I don't want to be the fat dad.

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