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S1E2 — Tom Segura: Ball Hog

But if you're alone in an elevator,

-you are lord of the elevator shaft. -[audience laughs]

There's "Hold Open," and "Close."

And you can watch people walk up and be like, "Mm-mm."

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 2
Tom Segura: Ball Hog
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You get to decide, like a king with his drawbridge.

decide king

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