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S1E2 — Tom Segura: Ball Hog

[audience laughs]

And you're like, [mumbling] "Hot dog, french fries."

And you're like, "Yes, yes."

"We're gonna give you a free milkshake because you're bummin' everybody out.

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 2
Tom Segura: Ball Hog
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"Are you gonna jerk off when you get home 'cause you're lonely?"

home jerk lonely

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