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Tom Segura Standup

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

In the morning, I go downstairs for breakfast,

for fucking Tunisian breakfast.

I was like, "You're gonna eat this first thing and wash it down with coffee?"

"You're gonna shit some memories out right now."

Tom Segura Standup
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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It was like dates and hummus.

dates hummus

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